it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
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