She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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