the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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