Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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