shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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