I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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