Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
How's work?
Spinning.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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