he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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