Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
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I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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