absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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