His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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