Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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