I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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