The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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