You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
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After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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