So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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