are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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