Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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