i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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