Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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