i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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