I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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