So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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