I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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