i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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