it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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