He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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