So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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