My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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