i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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