I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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