You surviving the open bar?
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Only a mothe r could love this liver
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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