So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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