I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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