The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I made him laugh his dick is mine