The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????