How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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