Pappa wants mamma naked
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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