we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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