They should really pass out barf bags in church
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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