the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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