I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
well you can't waste a boner
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
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the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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