You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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