My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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