New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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