My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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