we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
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my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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