I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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