So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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