what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
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Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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