I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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