He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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